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White Is The New Black!

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Reggae artist Vybes Kartel has recently revealed the hottest new fashion for 2011—Pale-skin Couture! Yes, this is the hottest fashion to hit the streets and YOU (yes, you!) can have this same look for the price of a bar of soap!  Truly amazing!

Purchase some of Kartel's incredible cake soap and you will turn the color of Gold Medal flour within weeks! It works, it really does! Ignore the public statement given by Reggae superstar Bounty Killer who says the soap didn't work on his mother.  It takes a lot longer to take effect on ugly black women than it does on ugly black men so give it time Momma Killer. Your black skin will disappear with continued use. Have faith!

The lovely ghost-face look as seen here on Mr. Kartel is all the rave in London, Paris, America and now JAMAICA! Jump on board and join the Pale-skinned Couture Revolution!!! Trendsetting celebrities like Lil' Kim and the late, great Michael Jackson have been a testament to the greatness of being white. Now you can do the same! White is the new black!

To purchase this wonderfully amazing cake soap, go to  the year 1948, walk into any drug store that services black people and HATE YOURSELF.

 
This is some bizarre ish. A real post on how much of an EPIC FAIL this is will be posted later. Omg.
 
Mz.Jonezy

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